We have received information, again, that Danny Keith Martin is indeed on an ankle monitor. Hearing the same rumour twice from different sources often means its true. Martin under monitoring jives with the rumour he was wanted by cops several months ago for violating court orders multiple times. The device is monitored 24/7 by a centralized GPS monitoring unit within Alberta Correctional Services. Go outside designated boundaries or remove the device and cops will arrest the perp to serve his time in jail. This is Danny Keith Martin.
In order to relieve pressure on crowed jails, particularly in the fall when its a good place for bum criminals to hang out, those spanked with non-violent jail sentences may opt for ‘house arrest’ and an ankle monitor. Its been suggested on Twitter that criminal bum Danny Keith Martin sports the accessory.
@hungrytrucker how is that ankle monitor treating you? We need to get you a gerbil wheel so you get exercise on your house arrest.
— Benji (@NewWaysToFly) November 9, 2025
Martin, surely in jeopardy in jail as a rat and pedo, would likely BEG to avoid jail. He also has 5 fukkin cats to feed.
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